Spring Jokes Printable

 

Spring is one of the best times of year and a season of renewal. It is also a great season for some spring jokes! Kids love jokes and this is always an activity we love to do on longer car rides. That is why a made a free printable with 58 spring jokes for a fun time with kids and adults.

Whether you like knock-knock jokes or animal jokes these jokes have something for everyone! Kids of all ages will have fun with these silly spring jokes. It is a fun and easy way to entertain kids. There are lunch box jokes to send with kids to school as well.

These jokes are fun for a teacher to use in a classroom full of kids. Parents can use the jokes for their kids and kids friends. It can be a fun activity on car rides, at a family dinner, or just for fun at any time. Take off turns telling jokes and see if anyone can guess the answer.

If you are looking for some more spring fun how about a spring scavenger hunt? This free printable spring scavenger hunt is another fun activity with kids this spring. I also have a vase template to add real flowers to get kids outdoors!

 

Best Spring Jokes

 

Here I will list all of the springtime jokes and you can find the free printables at the bottom of the post. If you want to just read them off from this post you can but of course having the printable is fun to take with you.

To print out the printable click on the CLICK HERE button above the image of the jokes you want to print out. Once you click on the link it will take you to the digital download and you will need a pdf reader to open the digital file. They are divided into different categories and then there is a pdf with all of the jokes. The printables are for personal use, non-commercial use but you can print them out multiple times.

I have them on separate papers for the different categories of jokes. There is also an option at the bottom of the page to print out all of the jokes together in one pdf. Then there are smaller individual jokes to put in lunch boxes during the springtime!

 

Flower Jokes:

 

Q: What happened when one flower went on a date with another flower?

A: A budding romance

 

Q: What happens when a flower meets another flower?

A: They become new buds

 

Q: What are the gardeners favorite socks?

A: garden hose

 

Q: What is a bakers favorite type of garden?

A: A flour garden

 

Q: What type of garden does a rock star have?

A: A rock garden

 

Q: What is the pickles favorite kind of flowers?

A: A daffo-dill

 

Q: Why did the flower have a suitcase?

A: It was ready to leaf on vacation

 

Q: What’s a flowers favorite vegetable?

A: Cauliflower

 

Q: What happens when a flower is blushing?

A: It becomes rosey

 

Q: What flower is the best at kissing?

A: Tulips

 

Q: Why couldn’t the gardener plant flowers?

A: He hadn’t botany

 

Q: How excited was the gardener for spring?

A: He was so excited he wet his plants

 

Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower?

A: You’re growing up bud

 

Q: What is a lions favorite flower?

A: a dandy-lion

 

Q: What is a flowers favorite drink?

A: root beer

 

Q: What type of flower does a son by his mom?

A: A son-flower

 

Q: What happens when a spring flower rolls down a hill?

A: It becomes a spring roll

 

Q: Why are flowers good at making new friends?

A: They always make new buds

 

Q: What is green and knows how to sing?

A: Elvis Parsley

 

Q: Why was Yoda a good gardener?

A: He had a green thumb

 

Q: When do flowers go on vacation?

A: Spring break

 

For the above spring jokes that come in a 3 page pdf CLICK HERE!

I also added a few of the flower and garden jokes to be printed out individually. These can be used for lunchboxes!

CLICK HERE for the individual jokes.

 

 

Spring Animal Jokes

 

Q: What is a sheep’s favorite food?

A: baa-baa cue

 

Q: What is a bunny called that has fleas?

A:bugs bunny

 

Q: What kind of movie is a bunny’s favorite?

A: One with a hoppy ending

 

Q: What type of music is a bunny’s favorite?

A: hip hop

 

Q: What is a baby chick’s favorite food?

A: chick-peas

 

Q: What is a baby chick’s favorite plant?

A: an egg-plant

 

Q: Why did the baby chick not want to share?

A: He was being shell-fish

 

Q: Where do eggs go on vacation?

A: New Yolk City

 

Q: Where does a chick go on vacation?

A: Chic-ago

 

Q: What is a monkeys favorite month?

A: Ape-ril

 

Q: What do you call a grizzly bear that is out playing in the rain?

A: A drizzly bear

 

Q: What do you call a deer who is playing in the rain?

A: A reindeer

 

Q: What do you call a well dressed lion?

A: A dandy lion

 

Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?

A: No bunny knows

 

Q: What type of bird should you not trust with your money?

A: A robin

 

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

CLICK HERE for the spring animal jokes printable.

 

For the individual animal jokes CLICK HERE.

 

 

Spring Bug Jokes

 

Q: How does a caterpillar swim?

A: It does the butterfly

 

Q: What is a grasshoppers favorite restaurant?

A: IHOP

 

Q: What happens when you throw butter?

A: It becomes a butterfly

 

Q: What did the dad worm say to the little worm?

A: You worm my heart

 

Q: What type of worm is good at measuring things?

A: An inch worm

 

Q: What do you call a clumsy bee?

A: A fumble bee

 

Q: Why are bees good at gossiping?

A: They always have the buzz

 

Q: Do bees fly in the rain?

A: After they put on their yellow jackets

 

Q: Why do worms like to sleep in?

A: Because the early bird gets the worm

 

Funny Spring Jokes

 

Q: What kind of bow cannot be tied?

A:A rainbow

 

Q: What goes up when the rain is coming down?

A: An umbrella

 

Q: Can February March?

A: No, but April May

 

Q: How can you tell when spring is starting?

A: People get a spring in their step

 

Q: What falls but never gets hurt?

A: Rain

 

Q: What is spring’s favorite appetizer?

A: A bloomin onion

 

Q: Why are oak trees so good at forgiving?

A: They are always turning over a new leaf

 

Q: What is a trampolines favorite season?

A: Spring

 

Q: What stays out all night and is Irish?

A: paddy o’furniture

 

CLICK HERE for the above spring jokes.

 

Here are some of the above jokes individually CLICK HERE.

 

 

Spring Knock-knock Jokes

 

If you are looking for some good knock-knock jokes here are a few fun ones!

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

A bee is in your hair!

 

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Honey Bee

Honey Bee who?

Honey bee a dear and get my water?

 

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Worm

Worm who?

It’s getting worm out!

 

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

Butter

Butter who?

Butter be ready for rain, bring an umbrella!

CLICK HERE for the spring knock knock jokes.

 

What is your favorite spring joke? These are some of the best jokes for spring time but stay tuned for more seasonal jokes because summer is right around the corner! The list of jokes are so fun for the whole family. I hope you enjoyed these funny jokes for a little spring season fun!